I have watched a birth in real life and many on PBS. If dropping a crane on someone’s noggin hurts, then so does giving birth. Women explain it as excreting a watermelon. The shouts, yells and shrieks that women let out make a drunken sailor sound like Desmond Tutu. So now you’re telling me giving birth can be a blissful experience. Come ons! But alas, watch this and then google – Birth orgasm – and see for yourself that the process of feeling pain as pleasure – as one might during sex – can happen during labour. One needs to be mindful, figure it out – but it’s possible. So what did the Bible mean when God said, “…birthing will be a royal pain…” – clearly that interpretation is required. “Yes, it could hurt like hell, but remember pain/pleasure…..”.

Was God kidding?

Now I really want to have a baby inside me and give birth to it. Imagine the possibilities. The woman in the video can’t wait. Life is so confusing…fantastic! Men – have you ever wanted to be pregnant, give birth?